This happened recently and was one of the weirdest things iIve ever experienced, i put through her trolley equally to about $600 and took me about 5-10 minutes. The whole time she was staring and groaning while licking her lips, i avoided eye contact and talking as much as possible as i felt extremely uncomfortable and as she went to walk away she shook her leg and a massive turd fell out. Not only was it massive but this ladies diet wasn't right because this turd was so black it was getting "warning shots"... the customer directly after her then proceeded to ignore my warning about what was on the floor while i called for services to come clean it and drove her trolley straight through it leaving a trail of shit leading to the door.

I almost didn't notice these thieves stealing because i couldn't see passed their balls as they walked right through 2 open registers and out the door. My manager and i chased after them out of the shop and i realised that i knew one of them when she turned around to see if we were following. I yelled out her name and said " i suggest returning the items i know all your details" instead of stopping she threw the roast chicken at me with her head still turned and ran straight into a parked car next to the crossing. I was in tears from laughing so hard and my manager managed to catch her license plate as she ran to her car in the car park. She was caught stealing from the local bottle-o and newsagency earlier that week so i think now shes facing court

This was ironic because i accidentally did this to a friend who visited me to say good bye when i was working and crushed his big toe. This time i just ended up with a sore as fuck foot and bleeding under my toe nails

This guy every cashier recognised for stealing. He was horrible at it and regularly got caught in self serve not scanning items or putting items down his pants. This time he came in with stolen batteries he had taken from another store and i said that i was sorry but without a proof of purchase it wasn't possible for me to issue a refund. He demanded he speak to my manager who told him the same thing. He then started giving us a sob story saying he was homeless and we both asked why he was looking to return them, he replied with " i found some at home"... my manager laughed him out of the store.

This looked like something out of a cartoon, one customer ran to help me and another laughed and called me a "useless cunt" now my boss plays it all the time to new employees as an example of "what he doesn't want to see happen"

This was a lady in her early 60's id assume who wanted to return a block of cheese that was 6 months out of date. I told her that i wasn't allowed to do a refund for that and she lobbed the mouldy cow titty milk brick at my head before storming out

This lady always used to come in with 2 terror children, which i think was her plan all along. While we were busy trying to stop the kids from destroying things around the store she would shove all the groceries she wanted into her bag, this time i busted her and an undercover cop had been keeping an eye on her in the store. He confronted her and she removed everything from her bag before leaving the store. As she left i smiled at her and when she passed the fridge/flower display she picked up as many as she could and started throwing them at me while swearing. Haven't seen her in about 6 months now nor have i seen the kids which i assume are with a much more capable family.

This was hilarious. I was packing the shelves full of baby formula and a little kid came around the corner pushing one of the baby trolleys we provide. The child didnt want to move so instead of going around me he got grumpy and continuously rammed my roll cage and myself even when i tried to step out of the way. He then turned to his dad and yelled "TOO MUCH TRAFFIC" before sprinting down the aisle into a customer further down

This was terrifying and i felt physically sick watching it happen, we have a gap under our kiosk and the child climbed under it and went to reach for our drawers behind the counter, as i went to stop her the mum grabs her by her pony tail and yanked her as hard as possible over the counter top. I feel really sorry for that kid.

Its hard to argue with stupid. This lady bought a tv from jb hi fi and wanted to return it to us... we are a different company all together and we dont sell tvs so its kind of a no brainer that we wouldn't do a refund for an item that wasn't ours and that we could resell or claim as waste. This lady didn't want to listen and started hurling insults left right and center while saying "i don't give a shit that its from a different store you are a supermarket you ca sell it!" She refused to leave until i gave her the refund so i explained id call the manager and see what i could do as she got progressively more aggressive. I called the cops instead and they drove her home and we were able to issue her with a ban letter ensuring she could never enter our store again without us considering legal action for being aggressive and trespassing